Urban fashion disasters

Living in a city like NYC you see a lot of different people different styles and you also see some of the worst things that make you wonder did this person look in the mirror before they left? or did they get dressed in the dark? #1 Spandex is not for everyone unless you have a body like a run way model proceed with caution 2# Just b/c it comes your size doesn't mean you have any business wearing it. 3# The latest trend seems to be showing your cutesy neon colored bras, zebra, etc. do us all a favor and wear proper colored underwear there's a reason it's supposed to under your clothes 4# if you're not skinny don't wear skinny jeans 5# Don't wear sandals if your feet have to be sand blasted by a pumice stone or haven't visited a nail salon in a long time 6# Underwear is a requirement NOT optional. You'd be surprised on how many people have violated this rule 7# Sheer fabrics on dresses or pants have no place in the office environment if you must wear a slip 8# Men who sag their pants GROW UP You are way beyond JHS and HS days. Buy yourself a belt your underwear belong inside your pants and look like a grown up. 9# Spanx can only fix so much 10# Pants ladies wear pants in YOUR size if it's tight it's not right (is a myth and a lie) we don't need to see every curve bump clump or outline of intimate areas. Camel toe violations are a big NO NO. When in doubt go to the next size. Black is your best friend to camflouage ALL. 11# V.P.L. (the visible panty line) there's really no excuse for this these days are there are plenty of options out there seamless underwear being one of them white pants= nude panties, etc. 12# Low cut blouses have no place in the office and in certain social occassions like church setting and your child's school trips save your daisy dukes, tube tops, and other things for your private occasions. Your child still has to see these people or your spouse still has to face their co workers. 13# Bras wear your right size if your cups runneth over proceed to the next cup size and if you're a C cup and larger this is a requirement not optional 14# Personal hygiene is very important spare your fellow commuters co workers etc. please shower everyday, deodorant, scope, and soap are your best friends no one wants or needs to smell this during the morning or on the way home 15# Men don't dress like you just rolled out of bed, ratty shoes and sneakers are a no no. 16# Dress and ACT your age. Stop trying to be down with the young people if you graduated HS more than 10 yrs ago I've seen women and men who do this and it's not cute. 17# White does not go with everything I don't care what ppl say 18# A tootbrush scope and tooth paste should be a part of everyone's daily routine 19# Your disposition and the way you dress and carry yourself says a lot about you. 20# Maternity: If you're pregnant use your commonsense there is a thing called maternity clothes, this is not the time to wear a string bikini at the beach and think you look cute you look like a moron 21# If gravity has taken over DON'T WEAR A BIKINI OR SPEEDOS AT ALL 22# TRIANGLE BIKINI TOPS ARE NOT FOR PPL ABOVE A C CUP 23# Ladies a shaver and some shaving cream are your best friends, nothing more nasty than a woman who doesn't shave under her arms or legs or wax her upper lip. 24# Don't squeeze into shoes, please buy your right size 25# Perfume and Cologne are great just don't put the whole bottle on 26# Natural hair doesn't mean DIRTY 27# Men white t-shirts are supposed to be WHITE faded dingy yellow underarms are for the TRASH. Bleach can be purchased in 99 cts store. 28# Men odor eaters please put them in your sneakers.